 Hey there Hot pants!
Here is a page where you can learn effective, drunken pickup lines. At the bottom of this page there
is a quick easy form where you can add your own clever and drunken pickup lines to this list.
Read down to view the 10 randomly selected items. Hope these lines get you all a lot of action,enjoy Reload page for 10 more random pickup lines
NEW FEATURES - ability to track and view your vote history. Also, there will be a "running" top winners page
so you can see if your submitted pickup lines are in the lead etc.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Harry Connic Jr. from New Orleans.
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Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often and bang you until you squeal the star spangled banner?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Cute Poet from NM.
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Say, you remind me of a pop tart. (Why?) You’re cool cause you’re hot!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by chris the cool from florida.
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You smell like ass motha fucka!!!!!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by remove your cock from the sluts pussy.
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"Hi there, would you like to dance - because I heard the next song is for ugly sluts only."
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by MT_L from MT.
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Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by MT_L from MT.
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The word of the day is "legs." Let’s say we head back to your place and spread the word.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by KittyKat from nowhere.
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Have you ever played leap frog naked? Oh, thought you had because you look like a slut.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by pain from looking at ugly chicks.
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Hey, do you have a sister? No? Oh thank god! Mankind doesn’t deserve two girls on earth that are as wickedly ugly as you are! Anyway, can you jack me off in the corner real quick?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by the slut goes from guy to guy begging for cock and gulping down sperm.
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’sup bitch? Get on the cock now!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by arwl1976 from Dover.
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Are you a spanner?
Why?
Cos when I saw u my nuts tightened
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Brownsugar from Europeville.
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If I let you suck on my tongue would you be grateful?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Brownsugar from Europeville.
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Arrrgghh! My girlfriend just dumped me. Knees now bitch!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by MT_L from Empty.
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Male: Hey, I don’t feel to good. Female: Why? Male: I feel like I have an elephant in my stomach. Female: What? Male: (looking down) I think his truck is already sticking out.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by icancu from Texas, USA.
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You look nice but something is wrong with your chin. What’s wrong with your chin? My balls ain’t on it.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Empty from Empty.
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That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I’d be coming too.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Immortal from Jeannette, PA.
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You were plannin on fucking HIM??? but IM so much sexier.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Joeschmoe96 from Empty.
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Let’s play house. You be the screen door and I’ll slam you all night
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Empty from Empty.
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do you like sex?....my name is sex!
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