 Hey there Hot pants!
Here is a page where you can learn effective, drunken pickup lines. At the bottom of this page there
is a quick easy form where you can add your own clever and drunken pickup lines to this list.
Read down to view the 10 randomly selected items. Hope these lines get you all a lot of action,enjoy Reload page for 10 more random pickup lines
NEW FEATURES - ability to track and view your vote history.
|
|
This highly effective pickup line submitted by Val Kilmer from Colorado.
|
|
Hey baby... you got any diseases? Want some?
|
|
|
|
This highly effective pickup line submitted by Fuznub from come say hi guys - I will fuck you.
|
|
No, I’m not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?
|
|
|
|
This highly effective pickup line submitted by bean from louisiana.
|
|
is a blow job in the parking lot out of the question
|
|
|
|
This highly effective pickup line submitted by Learn from Me.
|
|
Holy smokes, you are a fat one aren’t you? May I buy you a diet coke?
|
|
|
|
This highly effective pickup line submitted by Huge pussy from too much double penetration.
|
|
I want to see if I can break Evil Knievel’s record and jump your pussy.
|
|
|
|
This highly effective pickup line submitted by She collects Pussies from various shelters.
|
|
Excuse me miss, approximately how many pussies do you have?
|
|
|
|
This highly effective pickup line submitted by Brownsugar from Europeville.
|
|
I’d look good on you.
|
|
|
|
This highly effective pickup line submitted by Brownsugar from Europeville.
|
|
I’m a tattoo artist - can I see if you have any good areas as your tits or ass?
|
|
|
|
This highly effective pickup line submitted by Lightning from MT.
|
|
Hey, can I get your number? ’Cause I lost that other girl’s.
|
|
|
|
This highly effective pickup line submitted by Benji from NY.
|
|
First, I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I’ll move up to your belly button.
|
|
|
|
This highly effective pickup line submitted by Empty from Empty.
|
|
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
|
|
|
|
This highly effective pickup line submitted by Empty from Empty.
|
|
I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
|
|
|
|
This highly effective pickup line submitted by Empty from Empty.
|
|
I bet u a 100 bucks I can beat u in an orgasm race, unless you cum faster than your sister.
|
|
|
|
This highly effective pickup line submitted by Empty from Empty.
|
|
The word of the day is "legs." Let’s say we head back to your place and spread the word
|
|
|
|
