 Hey there Hot pants!
Here is a page where you can learn effective, drunken pickup lines. At the bottom of this page there
is a quick easy form where you can add your own clever and drunken pickup lines to this list.
Read down to view the 10 randomly selected items. Hope these lines get you all a lot of action,enjoy Reload page for 10 more random pickup lines
NEW FEATURES - ability to track and view your vote history. Also, there will be a "running" top winners page
so you can see if your submitted pickup lines are in the lead etc.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Damion from Irvine, CA.
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together. Since I cannot, get out before I cock whip you bitch!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by chris the cool from florida.
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do you take karate cuz it looks like someone kicked your face in!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by DE from now on.
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What did the Hen say when the Rooster proposed to her? "Cock-I do-I d000000"
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by tos from California .
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Hey will you go home with me ...hey stop laughing...no really ...hey get off the floor ...hey someone she’s going into hysterics...oh ouch ...hey will you go home with me
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Scoring fat chicks is like stealing candy from a blind baby.
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Hi there. My friend and I are out hogging tonight and you, madam, have the distinct honor of being our first find.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Rococo Starr from cambs.
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did we fuck already or are you just on my to-do list?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Cutting down from PCP to Pot and Acid.
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Fuck-an-a, did I get my directions wrong and end up at the zoo? Can you say "moo?"
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Brownsugar from Europeville.
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If I rub your cock, will I get three wishes?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by payback81 from Connecticut.
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Hey i just lost a bet now i have to bone your flabby ass
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by SMU from FL.
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Who needs pleasantries? Let’s FUCK!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by leolaroffer from .
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I see you are into tattoos. Mine is in a special spot, wanna see?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by nevik from .
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Damn now look what you did
you gave me a hard on
So, knees now bitch or I'll cum in your drink.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Suzanna from Empty.
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Save your breath... you’ll need it to blow up your date.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by somethingdiff32 from Empty.
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(To a pair of women)I would love to accomodate both of you, but then I wouldn’t be able to yell, "Suck it harder"Oh well,come on, we’ll figure something out.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by KinkySac from Sacramento, California.
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Miss, do you know what you can sit on, talk to, kiss, and have earth-shattering orgasms on...? It’s smiling at you right now!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by GR from the den.
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I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by GR from the den.
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You have a beautiful voice. I bet it would sound even better muffled by my dick.
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