 Hey there Hot pants!
Here is a page where you can learn effective, drunken pickup lines. At the bottom of this page there
is a quick easy form where you can add your own clever and drunken pickup lines to this list.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Chris from drunken stupors.
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If you’re really hot, I bet I can cool you down with a sperm shower.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Chris from drunken stupors.
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I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you, slut champ!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Leslie from Glendale, AZ.
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You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by noloss from nh.
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Excuse me miss are you walking or working?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by ghostrider from Cullman Al..
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I’m a man of few words ; wanna fuck slut ?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by makes many notes from twanging long clits.
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Can I twang your clit with my finger?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by music eminates from my cock strumming tight butt cheecks.
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Pardon me miss, by any chance, have you had the skin of your ass stretched over the head of a banjo?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by kckarate from Sweet Home Alabama.
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I love you. Okay, now can we fuck?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Brownsugar from Europeville.
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You’re hot, can I take you out some time?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Brownsugar from Europeville.
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Hey! If you’re trying to get me drunk and take advantage, then the next round’s on me.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by TnT from arizona.
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I dont care if your on the rag,I’ll bend you over and do you like a fag.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by know that its good from testing his cock before marriage.
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Look, if you don’t shut up, I’m not going to let you suck my fat cock after you finish cooking my dinner tonight.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Lightning from MT.
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You look like the kinda girl that’s heard every line there is, so which ones work on you?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by learn from me.
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Guy: HI, what ya drinking tonight?
Girl: (some answer)
Guy: Ah, well, Knees now bitch!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Empty from Empty.
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How do you like your eggs in the morning?
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