 Hey there Hot pants!
Here is a page where you can learn effective, drunken pickup lines. At the bottom of this page there
is a quick easy form where you can add your own clever and drunken pickup lines to this list.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Morgan from Stanford.
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Like Motel 6, I’ll leave the light on for you.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Blondie from Maine.
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Let’s play carpenter....First you get hammered, then I’ll nail you.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Kevin from Philly.
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Victoria Secret just called…they want their model back. Oh no, not you! They want their old model back because they think you are too damn fat and ugly for the job.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by MT_L from MT.
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So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over when they pay you?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by kckarate from blah blah blah.
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Hey fat boy, wanna fuck?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by happy dog from Georgia.
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I would love to be a pain in your ass, then we can talk about it during breakfast.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by she got all wet from the piss on her leg.
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Whispered privately into her ear -
"hey, don’t look now but I am currently erect and urinating down your leg"
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by nevik from .
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excuse me
Yes i’m married
meaning - you'll have to just stick to cocking sucking there slut-champ!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Rachel from VERMONT.
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Smoky the Bear says no asses as hot as yours or it will start a forest fire!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by GR from the den.
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Hi, my name is Guerrermo. I eat pussy like a woman.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by raunch from cleveland.
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So what if I’m not that good looking your ass doesn’t have eyes.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Empty from Empty.
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If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!
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